When Canadians Hear Mean Jokes About Them

Being Canadian is difficult especially when travelling out of country. If people
expect me to hold doors for them, or make apologies for farting in public they
are in for a bit of disappointment. I will try to get along, but will not suck up nor
make lame excuses for my behaviour. I, of course, will modify this behaviour
to get laid, hell I’ll even be a big suck up for suck a treat.