Carving the turkey for Thanksgiving is a true honor for any man, and should be taken extremely seriously. Assuming you have no backup turkey, you have only one opportunity to slice and carve it just perfectly, or your reputation with your family with be ruined for ages. What better way to ensure you carve your Thanksgiving turkey properly and in the most manly way possible than with a chainsaw carving tool?

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The electric chainsaw turkey carving tool looks and acts like a real chainsaw, except it won’t actually cut wood, and it’s a much smaller version of its larger counterpart. Though a chain doesn’t wrap around the blade and spin like a real chainsaw, a small electric knife is on the bottom of the blade to make it look like it’s working like a real chainsaw.

The manliest way to cut meat.The manliest way to cut meat.
The manliest way to cut meat.The manliest way to cut meat.
The manliest way to cut meat.The manliest way to cut meat.
The manliest way to cut meat.The manliest way to cut meat.

Made with stainless steel cutting blades along with an ABS plastic body, the chainsaw inspired turkey carving tool is not only great for cutting turkeys and other birds, but is also useful for cutting melons, breads, pineapples, potatoes, and more.

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If you feel like this stupid thing is something you would want to spend money on, you can get it on Amazon.