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  • 2023 Chicken Daddies: The Most Masculine Calendar Ever

    2023 Chicken Daddies: The Most Masculine Calendar Ever

    Are you looking for something to put on your wall that will celebrate your masculinity? Of course you are. Well, we have good news! The 2023 Chicken Daddies Calendar is here! You can get the The Eggcracker Edition where the chicken daddies dress in colorful tutus and pose as beautifully as possible or you can […]

  • Family Logic Is Weird: Tattoos vs. Babies

    Family Logic Is Weird: Tattoos vs. Babies

    Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.I may need my faithful followers to anti up a few bucks each for me.The so called Attorney General of New York has decided to pick onme and my family on drummed up charges.The few bucks I do have is earmarked for my future […]

  • She’s an Independent Thinker, Not a Sheep

    She’s an Independent Thinker, Not a Sheep

    Yep. Listen to the “experts”. That 5th COVID shot is sure to work! Japan’s Ministry of Health just announced that “the Moderna and Pfizer Covid vaccines could cause heart-related side effects in younger males.” Health experts in Japan have witnessed skyrocketing rates of myocarditis and pericarditis in young men and teenagers. And they’ve seen the […]

  • This Twitter Account Shows The Worst Crimes Against Food

    This Twitter Account Shows The Worst Crimes Against Food

    1: YUCK. 2: “IT’S A TRAP!” – probably from Hawa’ii or Guam, sadly. 3: I’d try that, once. 4: Might not be so bad, but it might be too ‘heavy’ to be bearable. 5: Hell, why not? Seems like more of a show-piece, though. 6: Ah, a ‘Roach-Coach Special!” I’ve probably had a few things […]

  • How To Ask For a Raise at Work: The Best Script

    How To Ask For a Raise at Work: The Best Script

    Hi, my name s Donald, still the legitimate President of the United States.Took time yesterday to read headlines about me. Seems without me mostof these rags would go broke. Lots of bad talk, bad talk. I also notice anotherword being used lots, MAGA. What the hell does this mean?

  • Little Known Job Interview Lifehack

    Little Known Job Interview Lifehack

    I’d be scared talking to this gal. I would be getting slapped every timeI started a conversation.Eq. Hey, how ‘bout a little – – – SLAPEq. I’ll pick up the dinner tab if – – – SLAP 1

  • Millennials vs. Baby Boomers Twitter Battle

    Millennials vs. Baby Boomers Twitter Battle

    Hi, my name is Donald, still the legitimate President of the United States.I have been going over many news media reports dating back one year.I noticed most of them include me with GOP. I inquired with a reliablesource about this, and it’s meaning. I was told GOP means Grey OldPrick. This is ridiculous, if anyone […]

  • Twitter Users Share Unrealistic & Ridiculous Movie Clichés

    Twitter Users Share Unrealistic & Ridiculous Movie Clichés

    Actually, that should be “Do I own that port, or parts of it, and can I make the military use it, and pay me for doing so???” 🤔🤑🚢 (like happened with airforce layovers and his resort hotel) 1

  • Learning to Appreciate Minimalism

    Learning to Appreciate Minimalism

    I used to have a house, wife, children, a cat, a garage full of wonderfultools, and the worlds largest Television.One day I went to the casino, and when I returned my, wife, children, cat,tools, and television were gone. All I have left is this house, and garageboth empty, but with a 3600.00/ month mortgage and […]

  • You Are The Stupid Little Creature Now

    You Are The Stupid Little Creature Now

    Without liberals we would all have more cash in our pockets. The liberalswould have to resort to petty crime to survive not getting free cheques (Checksto my American friends) anymore.Welfare should only be given to single parents, the injured, the handicapped,and those suffering a mental disorder. These payments should be ample sothe unfortunate among us […]

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