Not actually my dad

September 23, 2022Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.I won’t lie, it has been a difficult week for me. Donations are down, Ibent my favourite putter on the 3rd green when I accidentally threw...

“Not neutral” == won’t accept B.S. for legal arguments. If you repeat a lie often enough, many will believe you, even without any proof. Thankfully our justice department isn’t so gullible. 1 1

This power obsession Putin has is insane. Hopefully someone shots him betweenthe eyes, twice!Thousands more are going to die to satisfy this little pricks ego. 6 1

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Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.I may need my faithful followers to anti up a few bucks each for me.The so called Attorney General of New York has decided to pick onme and my family on drummed...

Yep. Listen to the “experts”. That 5th COVID shot is sure to work! Japan’s Ministry of Health just announced that “the Moderna and Pfizer Covid vaccines could cause heart-related side effects in younger males.” Health experts in...

1: YUCK. 2: “IT’S A TRAP!” – probably from Hawa’ii or Guam, sadly. 3: I’d try that, once. 4: Might not be so bad, but it might be too ‘heavy’ to be bearable. 5: Hell, why not? Seems like more of a show-piece, though. 6: Ah, a...

Hi, my name s Donald, still the legitimate President of the United States.Took time yesterday to read headlines about me. Seems without me mostof these rags would go broke. Lots of bad talk, bad talk. I also notice anotherword...

I’d be scared talking to this gal. I would be getting slapped every timeI started a conversation.Eq. Hey, how ‘bout a little – – – SLAPEq. I’ll pick up the dinner tab if – – – SLAP 1