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Inspirational Chef’s Speech

I had a pubic hair cooked into a cheese and ham omelette at Denny’s once.
I just ate around it, seemed a shame to waste such a delicious breakfast.
I’ve had plenty of other pubic hairs in my mouth since, probably swallowed
a few of them.
P.S. spit out the red ones, they are like wire , and may get stuck in your
throat.