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Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.Friday, finally what a week. May have to throw one of my kids underthe bus. Probably the girl, she has a rich husband who can afford thelawyer fees. (just been...

Holy Crap! I worked with Dr. Bob at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute. Good times, the Charitable arm had unloaded all the warplane and missile holdings so we scientists had to dump cash FAST. Need an Atomic Absorption...

We already featured amazing little known science facts on this extremely useful site, but now let’s take a look at animals. This fascinating information comes from Fake Science 101 book by Phil Edwards which is a brilliant...

Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.I was told the Jan. 20th committee has cancelled their Wednesdayshit show. They know they are just telling conspiracy clap trap. Theytried to say a hurricane in...

Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.I’ve been hearing lots, l mean lots of disparities about my removal ofa few personal letters from the White House.The truth is I did not take any, how the FBI...

Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.Hi folks, just want to thank you for your generous donations for myre-election and legal defence funds. I had to draw out a few bucksto cover utility bills for...

September 23, 2022Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.I won’t lie, it has been a difficult week for me. Donations are down, Ibent my favourite putter on the 3rd green when I accidentally threw...

“Not neutral” == won’t accept B.S. for legal arguments. If you repeat a lie often enough, many will believe you, even without any proof. Thankfully our justice department isn’t so gullible. 1 1

This power obsession Putin has is insane. Hopefully someone shots him betweenthe eyes, twice!Thousands more are going to die to satisfy this little pricks ego. 6 1

Are you looking for something to put on your wall that will celebrate your masculinity? Of course you are. Well, we have good news! The 2023 Chicken Daddies Calendar is here! You can get the The Eggcracker Edition where the...