Family Logic Is Weird: Tattoos vs. Babies

Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.
I may need my faithful followers to anti up a few bucks each for me.
The so called Attorney General of New York has decided to pick on
me and my family on drummed up charges.
The few bucks I do have is earmarked for my future retirement years.
Picking on a poor senior citizen is terrible, just terrible. This she wolf
is trying to stop me from making a living with all this litigation.
My three eldest children have also been named. They are so upset
they cannot barely eat without sobbing, making a mess of the fine linen
table coverings.
I tried real hard forgetting all this crap, but when my golf stroke gets
effected, I get really really mad- – no not mad; upset. Yah upset.