Rehydrating is really important after an intense workout or after a night of heavy boozing. With dehydrated water all you have to do is pop the cap, add water and BOOM, infinite drinks! One 16oz can makes up to infinite gallons. It’s the perfect product for someone who has it all and doesn’t mind wasting money on idiotic stuff. The product is, of course, gluten free, MSG free, and 100% free of all chemicals except the chemicals in the air the can contains.

Dehydrated water in a can.

We suggest several uses for dehydrated water: watering a cactus, VW Bug anti-freeze, dry cleaning, humidifying saunas, filling dry docks, dry mopping floors, making dry ice, dampening dry humor, etc.

Dehydrated water in a can.

This idiotic item is available on Amazon, and comes with a 100% money-back guarantee. If you’re not 100% completely satisfied, just send them an email, and they will make it right!