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September 23, 2022
Hi, my name is Donald, the legitimate President of the United States.
I won’t lie, it has been a difficult week for me. Donations are down, I
bent my favourite putter on the 3rd green when I accidentally threw it
at some busy body trying to talk to me, some of my kids are being
little brats, and the wife is back to using her own bedroom again.
What next?
Not all doom and gloom though, Biden made a fool of himself at the
U.N denouncing my friend Putin, and stocks in my companies are the
only stocks in the whole world holding and actually gaining value.