9 Ramdom Shower Thoughts by the 9GAG community

> Ever wonder how many random strangers you have seen on the last day of their lives? [**rushtonville2**](https://9gag.com/u/rushtonville2)
> You never actually watched a full movie, because you blink. [**samchooo**](https://9gag.com/u/samchooo)
> If a baby is born deaf and blind, in which language would they think? [**brayant202020**](https://9gag.com/u/brayant202020)
> A dick is a fountain of life. [**potato\_tomato\_0**](https://9gag.com/u/potato_tomato_0)
> If drugs arent allowed in sports why is makeup allowed in beauty contests? [**ugwrayne**](https://9gag.com/u/ugwrayne)
> Senior centers are basically reversed orphanages. [**cutezeepie**](https://9gag.com/u/cutezeepie)
> If anything is possible. Is it possible that something can be impossible? [**smuridley**](https://9gag.com/u/smuridley)
> 5 in 6 people find russian roulette completely harmless. [**i\_love\_you_3000**](https://9gag.com/u/i_love_you_3000)
> Your belly button is just your old mouth. [**crazyzee**](https://9gag.com/u/crazyzee)
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