Yarp. The Lawd Jeezus had only 2 rules: Love God, love each other. Some numbnuts decided to...
Archive - July 2022
People Who Had Only One Simple Job, But Still Failed
Why don’t any of the libs on here brag about all of Biden’s wonderful accomplishments?Oh—That’s...
Inspirational Chef’s Speech
I had a pubic hair cooked into a cheese and ham omelette at Denny’s once.I just ate around it...
Googly Eyes: Cheap Way To Get Cheap Laughs
It’s a well known fact that everything is so much better with a pair of googly eyes, and the best...
Some Kids Are Hopeless at Hide-And-Seek
So you’ve reached an exciting moment in parenthood… After years of trying to entertain your kid by...
Explaining Women’s Anatomy
They only want to control what some one does with their own body until that body produces another...